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Har appraisal main tu No 1!

Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks

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Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a

Director of the Company man !!

You : Acchha to phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague: Abe phir tu aish karega ! Koi kaam nahin karna padega !

Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.

You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon ????

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