Friday, October 28, 2005

think over it

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated to
find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door

Son:"Daddy, may I ask you a question"

Daddy:"Yeah sure, what it is?"

Son:"Dad, how much do you make an hour"

Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask
such a thing?"

that man said angrily

Son:"I just want to know. Please tell me, how much
do you make an hour?"

Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour"

"Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down.

Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs.

The father was furious, "if the only reason you asked
that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly
toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your
room and go to bed. Think why you are being so
selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish

behavior" The little boy quietly went to his room and
shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about
the! Little boy's questions.

How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down,
and started to think "May be there was something he
really needed to buy
with that Rs. 300 and he really didn't ask for money
very often!"
The man went to the door of little boy's room and
opened the door.
"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.

"I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you
earlier", said

The man, "It's been a long day and I took out my
aggravation on you. Here's the Rs. 300 you asked for"
The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you
dad!" He yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some
crippled up notes.
The man, seeing that the boy already had money,
started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then
looked up at his father.

"Why do you want money if you already had! some?" the
father grumbled.

"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the
little boy replied.

"Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your
time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to
have dinner with you"

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so
hard in life. We should not let time slip through our
fingers without having spent some time with those who
really matter to us, those close to our hearts. If we
die tomorrow, the company that we are working
for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But
the family & friends we leave behind will feel the
loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of
it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our
family. An unwise investment indeed!

Take care always and rank ur priorities right

Thursday, October 27, 2005

a2z of frenship

A Friend ...

Accepts you as you are.

Believes in you.

Calls you just to say "hi."

Doesn't give up on you.

Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts).

Forgives your mistakes.

Gives unconditionally.

Helps you.

Invites you over.

Just likes being with you.

Keeps you close at heart.

Loves you for who you are.

Makes a difference in your life.

Never judges you.

Offers support.

Picks you up.

Quiets your fears.

Raises your spirits.

Says nice things about you.

Tells you the truth when you need to hear it.

Understands you.

Values you.

Walks beside you.

X-plains things you don't understand.

Yells when you won't listen.
Zaps you back to reality.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

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Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks

You : Phir kya hoga...

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Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a

Director of the Company man !!

You : Acchha to phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague: Abe phir tu aish karega ! Koi kaam nahin karna padega !

Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.

You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon ????

"Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.

Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste "

Monday, October 24, 2005


Hi Friends,
(Don't avoid Pls read this mail)
Director of Medical
& Research Div,

Dear Friends,

Kindly take a couple of minutes to go thru this
mail. If useful may advise others also . Please pass this on to others this happened in Paris recently and may happen elsewhere also.

A few weeks ago, in a movie theatre, a person felt
something poking from her seat.
When she got up to see what it was, she found a
needle sticking out of the seat with a
note attached saying "You have just been infected by
HIV". The Disease
Control Center (in Paris) reports many similar
events in many other cities
recently. All tested needles were HIV Positive.

The Center also reports that needles have been found
in cash dispensers at public banking
machines.We ask everyone to use extreme caution when
faced with this kind of situation. All public chairs/seats
A careful visual inspection should be
enough. In addition, they ask that each of you pass
this message along to
all members of your family and your friends of the
potential danger.

Recently, one doctor has narrated a somewhat similar
Cinema in Delhi. A young girl, engaged and about to be

married in a couple of months, was pricked while the movie
was going on. The tag with the needle had the
the doctors told her family th at it takes about 6
months before the virus grows strong enough to start
damaging the system
and a healthy victim could survive about 5-6 years,
the girl died in 4
months, perhaps more because of the "Shock thought".

We all have to be
careful at public places, rest God help! Just think
about saving a life by
forwarding this message. Please, take a few seconds
of your time to pass along.

Rather than forwarding irrelevant mails, kindly pass
this to every one.
Probably ur mail can help some save his/her life.

god will never give up on u

One day I decided to quit...I quit my job, my relationship, my Spirituality... I wanted to quit my life.

I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God", I Said "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me...

"Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"

"Yes", I replied.

"When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good Care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo." He said.

"In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit.

"In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would not quit." He said.

"Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant...But just 6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.

It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive. I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle." He said to me.

"Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots?"

"I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you."

"Don't compare yourself to others." He said. "The bamboo had a different purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest Beautiful."

"Your time will come", God said to me. "You will rise high"

"How high should I rise?" I asked.

"How high will the bamboo rise?" He asked in return.

"As high as it can?" I questioned

"Yes." He said, "Give me glory by rising as high as you can."

Hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on you.

HE will never give up on you!

strange rape case

Hi! Friends,
Better safe than sorry....

Read on........
Mumbai police are facing a strange case of rape in which the victim has not even seen the criminal.There is a new way to rape women.
The victim left the office after work and saw a little child crying on the road.

Feeling pity for the child, she went and asked what happened. The child said,"I am lost.Can you take me home please?"
Then the child gave her a slip and told the girl where the address is. The girl, being an average kind person, didn't suspect anything and took the child there. And there when she arrived to the "child's home", she pressed the door bell,she received a shock as the bell was wired with high voltage, the
girl fainted.

The next day when she woke up, she found herself in an empty house up in the hills, with nothing on. She has never even get to see the face of the attacker...

Nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people. Next time if the same situation occurs, never bring the child to the intended place. If the child insist, then bring the child to the police station. Lost children are best send to police stations.

Please send this to all your female friends. Guys forward it to all the women you care about.

Take Care.


wo kaagaz ki kashti, wo baarish ka paani.....
Yeh degree bhi lelo, ye naukari bhi lelo,
Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
Wo chaay ka glass, wo teekha samosaa.

Wo college ki sabse purani nishaanee,
Wo chaaywala, jise saare kehte the... munna;
Wo jaani ke hathon ki 'cutting' chaay meethee,
Wo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi,
Wo padhte hi chiththi oos ka bhadakna,
Wo chehre ki laali, wo aankhon ka gussaa...

Kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa,
Wo project ki khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa;
Wo lecture mei doston ki proxy lagaanaa,
Wo sir ko chidhanaa , wo aeroplane udaanaa;
Wo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa,
Wo orals ki kahani, wo practicals ka kissaa....

Bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa,
Wo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa;
Wo seminar ke din pairon ka chhatpatanaa,
Wo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa;
Wo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul,
Wo parents ka vishwas - Teachar ka Bharosaa...

College ki na khatam hone wali ratein
Wo doston se canteen mein pyari si batein
Wo gathering ke din ka ladana zagadana
Ladkiyon ka wo yoon hi hamesha akadana

Bhulaye nahi bhool sakata hai koi
Wo kisse, wo batein, wo shararatein. wo jawani
Wo kaagaz ki kashti, wo baarish ka paani.....


aise apni wife ho


5'5" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thori light Ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thori see wo quiet ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho.
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.

kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki Na gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho. Aisi apni Wife


riksha wala

a Sigh of Rikshaw Wala .  .. .. .


Ae Musafir Kyoon Ghabrata Hai Mere Rikhshaw Mein Beth Jane Se
Khuda Bhi Naraz Hota Hai Kisi Ka Dil Dukhane Se

Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein
Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein

Jo Maa Ko Satata Hai
Wo Rikhshaw Hi Chalata Hai

Driver Ki Zindagi Ajab Khel Hai
Maut Se Bache To Central Jail Hai

Allah Allah Tera Zor Hai Mere Deewane Mein
Kal Hi Zamanat Karwaii Thi Aj Phir Se Thane Mein
Port Per Rehte Hein Sohrab Ghot Mein Sote Hein
Jab Tere Yaad Aati Hai Ji Bhar Ke Rote Hein

Kal Chodween Ki Raat Thi Balti Mein Tera Aks Dekha
Aur Phir Balti Hila Hila Kar Rat Bhar Tera Raks Dekha

Chalti Hai Ghari Urhti Hai Dhool
Jalte Hein Dushman Khelte Hein Phool

Ae Rocket Tujhe Qasam Hai Himat Na Harrna
Jaisa Bhi Khada Aee Has Kar Guzarna

Na Kar Jhagra Musafir Se , Musafir Door Se Aaya Hai
Safar Qismat Mein Likha Hai , Hokum Door Se Aaya Hai

Pata Kya Khaad Bitaein Nishaan Hai Be Nishaan Hamara
Laga Bethe Jahaan Basta Wahe Samjho Makaan Apna


thank you frens!!

Let ' s see if you send it back . We all know or knew someone like this!!

One day, when I was a freshman in high school,

I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.

His name was Kyle.

It looked like he was carrying all of his

I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?

He must really be a nerd."

I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.

They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.

His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him.

He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes

My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.

As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. "

They really should get lives.

" He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

There was a big smile on his face.

It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.

I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before.

He said he had gone to private school before now.

I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.

He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.

I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends

He said yes.

We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.

I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!

" He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.

When we were seniors, we began to think
about college.

Kyle decided on Georgetown , and I
was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem.

He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship.

Kyle was valedictorian of our class.

I teased him all the time about being a nerd.

He had to prepare a speech for graduation.

I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak

Graduation day, I saw Kyle.

He looked great.

He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.

He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.

He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.

Boy, sometimes I was jealous.
Today was one of those days

I could see that he was nervous about his speech.

So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be great!"

He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled.

" Thanks," he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and


"Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years.

Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends...

I am here to tell all of you that being a
friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.

I am going to tell you a story."

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met.

He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.

He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.

"Thankfully, I was saved.

My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable."

I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular

boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile

Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions.

With one small gesture you can change a person's life.

For better or for worse.

God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can:

1) Pass this on to your friends or

2) Delete it and act like it didn't touch your heart

As you can see, I took choice number 1.
"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to


There is no beginning or end..

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.

Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND.

If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.

vaibhav gera

Sunday, October 23, 2005

ways to impress

1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)

You're under arrest! ;

(For what?)

For stealing my heart

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. are your legs tired?

( girl: Why?)

because you have been running through my mind all day!

4. I lost my phone number, can I
borrow yours?

5. Can you give me directions to your heart?

I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.);

She would say ; What are

& respond,Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.

7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)

I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.

8. Is it hot in here or is it just

9. Walk up to a girl and say: Are you from Greece?

She answers.

Oh, I thought all the goddesses were from Greece...

10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek,

and & die on your lips.

11. Did you know they changed the alphabet?

They put U and I together.

12. Are you lost?

'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

13. Do you believe in love at first sight,

or do I have to walk by you again?

14. What's that in your eye?'s a sparkle.

15. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

16. You can forget about going to heaven because it's

a sin to look that good.

17. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a

vaibhav gera



1. you and Any similarity between a human is purely coincidental!

2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

5. At least there's one Thing good about your body.It isn't as ugly as your face!

6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing.

7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!

8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!

11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading Ignorance?

13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.

17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

18. He has a mind like a Steel trap -- always closed!

19. You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.

20. He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar territory.

21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!

23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?

24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to Build an idiot.

27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!

28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.

30. How would you like to feel the way you look?

31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me,where will you be in the next 10 years?

33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.

34. I don't know who u are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!

38. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.

39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?

40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.

well frendz, hope u will enjoy these!! n pahleese dont forget to tell me how they worked!! ;)


vaibhav gera

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Thursday, October 6, 2005


To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident...

To! realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

Time waits for no one.

Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when

you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.