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think over it

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door Son:"Daddy, may I ask you a question" Daddy:"Yeah sure, what it is?" Son:"Dad, how much do you make an hour" Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" that man said angrily Son:"I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour" "Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down. Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs. 300?" The father was furious, "if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed. Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior"

a2z of frenship

A Friend ... Accepts you as you are. Believes in you. Calls you just to say "hi." Doesn't give up on you. Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts). Forgives your mistakes. Gives unconditionally. Helps you. Invites you over. Just likes being with you. Keeps you close at heart. Loves you for who you are. Makes a difference in your life. Never judges you. Offers support. Picks you up. Quiets your fears. Raises your spirits. Says nice things about you. Tells you the truth when you need to hear it. Understands you. Values you. Walks beside you. X-plains things you don't understand. Yells when you won't listen. Zaps you back to reality.

sprite's new ad

New AD - Imagine urself in Sprite Ad... Your Colleague : Hey !! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh.... Naye language seekh. Night out Maar....Fundoo programming kar like me....! Do something cool man !! You: Achha ! To usse Kya hoga .. Your Colleague : Impression !!! Appraisal !!! Har appraisal main tu No 1! Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks You : Phir kya hoga... Your Colleague: Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!! Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a Director of the Company man !! You : Acchha to phir kya hoga... Your Colleague: Abe phir tu aish karega ! Koi kaam nahin karna padega ! Araam se office aayega a


Hi Friends, (Don't avoid Pls read this mail) Director of Medical & Research Div, Chennai Dear Friends, Kindly take a couple of minutes to go thru this mail. If useful may advise others also . Please pass this on to others this happened in Paris recently and may happen elsewhere also. A few weeks ago, in a movie theatre, a person felt something poking from her seat. When she got up to see what it was, she found a needle sticking out of the seat with a note attached saying "You have just been infected by HIV". The Disease Control Center (in Paris) reports many similar events in many other cities recently. All tested needles were HIV Positive. The Center also reports that needles have been found in cash dispensers at public banking machines.We ask everyone to use extreme caution when faced with this kind of situation. All public chairs/seats A careful visual inspection should be enough. In addition, they ask that each of you pass this message alo

god will never give up on u

One day I decided to quit...I quit my job, my relationship, my Spirituality... I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God", I Said "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me... "Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?" "Yes", I replied. "When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good Care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo." He said. "In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit. "In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would not quit." He said. "Then

strange rape case

Hi! Friends, Better safe than sorry.... Read on........ Mumbai police are facing a strange case of rape in which the victim has not even seen the criminal.There is a new way to rape women. The victim left the office after work and saw a little child crying on the road. Feeling pity for the child, she went and asked what happened. The child said,"I am lost.Can you take me home please?" Then the child gave her a slip and told the girl where the address is. The girl, being an average kind person, didn't suspect anything and took the child there. And there when she arrived to the "child's home", she pressed the door bell,she received a shock as the bell was wired with high voltage, the girl fainted. The next day when she woke up, she found herself in an empty house up in the hills, with nothing on. She has never even get to see the face of the attacker... Nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people. Next time if the same situation occurs, never bring the child t


DEDICATED TO ENGINEERING STUDENTS!   wo kaagaz ki kashti, wo baarish ka paani.....   Yeh degree bhi lelo, ye naukari bhi lelo, Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa, Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen, Wo chaay ka glass, wo teekha samosaa. Wo college ki sabse purani nishaanee, Wo chaaywala, jise saare kehte the... munna; Wo jaani ke hathon ki 'cutting' chaay meethee, Wo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi, Wo padhte hi chiththi oos ka bhadakna, Wo chehre ki laali, wo aankhon ka gussaa... Kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa, Wo project ki khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa; Wo lecture mei doston ki proxy lagaanaa, Wo sir ko chidhanaa , wo aeroplane udaanaa; Wo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa, Wo orals ki kahani, wo practicals ka kissaa.... Bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa, Wo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa; Wo seminar ke din pairon ka chhatpatanaa, Wo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa; Wo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul, Wo parents ka vishwas - Teac

aise apni wife ho

AISI APNI WIFE HO 5'5" jiski height ho, Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho, Weight mein thori light Ho, Umar me difference slight ho, Thori see wo quiet ho, Aise apni Wife ho. Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho, Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho, India ki paidaish ho, Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho Aisi apni Wife ho. Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho, Dinner candle light ho, Dono me na kabhi fight ho, Milane ke baad dil delight ho, Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho. Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru, tum right ho", Aise apni Wife ho. kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki Na gunjaish ho ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho aisi apni wife ho. Aisi apni Wife ho............ (c)

riksha wala

a Sigh of Rikshaw Wala .  .. .. .   Ae Musafir Kyoon Ghabrata Hai Mere Rikhshaw Mein Beth Jane Se Khuda Bhi Naraz Hota Hai Kisi Ka Dil Dukhane Se   Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein   Jo Maa Ko Satata Hai Wo Rikhshaw Hi Chalata Hai   Driver Ki Zindagi Ajab Khel Hai Maut Se Bache To Central Jail Hai   Allah Allah Tera Zor Hai Mere Deewane Mein Kal Hi Zamanat Karwaii Thi Aj Phir Se Thane Mein Port Per Rehte Hein Sohrab Ghot Mein Sote Hein Jab Tere Yaad Aati Hai Ji Bhar Ke Rote Hein   Kal Chodween Ki Raat Thi Balti Mein Tera Aks Dekha Aur Phir Balti Hila Hila Kar Rat Bhar Tera Raks Dekha   Chalti Hai Ghari Urhti Hai Dhool Jalte Hein Dushman Khelte Hein Phool   Ae Rocket Tujhe Qasam Hai Himat Na Harrna Jaisa Bhi Khada Aee Has Kar Guzarna   Na Kar Jhagra Musafir Se , Musafir Door Se Aaya Hai Safar Qismat Mein Likha Hai , Hokum Door Se Aaya Hai   Pata Kya Khaad Bitaein Nishaan Hai Be Nishaan Hamara Laga Bethe Jah

thank you frens!!

Let ' s see if you send it back . We all know or knew someone like this!! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. "

ways to impress

1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) You're under arrest! ; (For what?) For stealing my heart 2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one? 3. are your legs tired? ( girl: Why?) because you have been running through my mind all day! 4. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? 5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes. 6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.); She would say ; What are doing & respond,Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven. 7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.) I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are. 8. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 9. Walk up to a girl and say: Are you from Greece? She answers. Oh, I thought all the goddesses were from Greece... 10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and & die on yo


COOL INSULTS FOR IMMEDIATE USE: 1. you and Any similarity between a human is purely coincidental! 2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? 3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks? 5. At least there's one Thing good about your body.It isn't as ugly as your face! 6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing. 7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! 8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you. 9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? 10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents! 11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent! 12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading Ignorance? 13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! 14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? 15. D


To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident... To! realize The value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value