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ways to impress

1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)

You're under arrest! ;

(For what?)

For stealing my heart





2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?





3. are your legs tired?

( girl: Why?)

because you have been running through my mind all day!





4. I lost my phone number, can I
borrow yours?





5. Can you give me directions to your heart?

I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.





6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.);

She would say ; What are
doing

& respond,Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.





7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)

I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.





8. Is it hot in here or is it just
you?





9. Walk up to a girl and say: Are you from Greece?

She answers.

Oh, I thought all the goddesses were from Greece...





10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek,

and & die on your lips.





11. Did you know they changed the alphabet?

They put U and I together.





12. Are you lost?

'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.





13. Do you believe in love at first sight,

or do I have to walk by you again?





14. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.





15. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.



16. You can forget about going to heaven because it's

a sin to look that good.





17. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a
dozen


vaibhav gera
www.passionvaibhav.co.nr



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