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Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him.  Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.  Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.  Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.  Who holds your hand in front of his friends.  Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.  Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."

23-12-05-1st snowfall

it was a really very beautiful day know why??? cozjuit recieved season's first rarely snows in this part of the state but today it did  n the view was just amazing...although it got melted very soon but still it gave smile to lots of faces before it died sorry for those who were not here to vitness this great event of nature...


There are moments in life when u miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes,another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us . Don't go for looks;they can decieve. Don't go for wealth;even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human,and enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything th


My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much ,I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones). If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - T


I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this:   "You see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes Love." This was how I saw it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to close your fingers round it and try to posses it, it will spill through the first cracks it finds. This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love...they try to posses it, they  demand, they expect... and just like the water spilling out of your hand, love will retrieve from you . For love is meant to be free, you cannot change its nature. If there are people you love, allow them to be free beings. Give and don't expect. Advise, but don't order.   Ask, but never demand. It might sound simple, but it is a lesson

msg from my hrt--1-12-05

dedicated to sum1 special:-- mila wo bhi nahin karte,mila hum bhi nahin karte.bewafaye wo bhi nahin karte,bewafaye hum bhi nahin karte.unhe ruswaye ka dukh hai hume tanhai ka.gila wo bhi nahin karte gila hum bhi nahin karte.galli ke kisi mod par aksar takraar ho hi jaati hai..ruka wo bhi nahin karte ruka hum bhi nahin karte.unhe jab dekhte hain hain sochte hain kuch kahen unse.suna wo bhi nahin karte kaha hum bhi nahin karte...


I was in Hyderabad giving this lecture, when a 14 year old girl asked me for my autograph. I asked her what her goal in life is. She replied: I want to live in a developed India. For her, you and I will have to build this developed India. You must proclaim. India is not an under-developed nation; it is a highly developed nation. Do you have 10 minutes? Allow me to come back with a vengeance. Got 10 minutes for your country? If yes, then read; otherwise, choice is yours. YOU say that our government is inefficient. YOU say that our laws are too old. YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage. YOU say that the phones don't work, the railways are a joke, The airline is the worst in the world, mails never reach their destination. You say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits. YOU say, say and say. What do YOU do about it? Take a person on his way to Singapore. Give him a name? YOURS. Give him a face? YOURS. YOU walk out of the airport and yo

aint this so true ??

Difference between "somebody you Love" & "somebody you Like" In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster But in front of the person you like, you get happy. In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful winter. If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush But if you look into the eyes of the one you like, you smile. In front of the person you love, you can't say everything on your mind But in front of the person you like, you can. In front of the person you love, you tend to get shy But in front of the person you like, you can show your own self. You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like. When the one you love is crying, you cry with them But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting. The feeling of love starts from the eye But the feeling of like

this will surely melt ur heart

On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to go to the supermarket to buy the gifts I didn't manage to buy earlier. When I saw all the people there, I started to complain to myself: 'It is going to take forever here and I still have so many other places to go...' Christmas really is getting more and more annoying every year. How I wish I could just lie down, go to sleep and only wake up after it was over. I started to curse the prices, wondering if kids really play with such expensive toys. While looking in the toy section, I noticed a small boy of about 5 years o! ld pressing a doll against his chest. He kept on touching the hair of the doll and looked so sad. I wondered who this doll was for. Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: 'Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?' The old lady replied: 'You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.' Then she asked him to stay here for 5 minutes while she w

Why Women Cry

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without compla

cehck tihs out

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

Meri Dastaan

Meri Dastaan abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha, khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha, khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi, ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi, subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana, wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana, muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo, jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana. gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi, dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi, saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha, ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha. 5 saal baad........ subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana, table par rakh kar jor se chilana, aaj office jao to munna ko school chodte hue jana.............. ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi, kya baat hai abhi tak chodi nahi charpai, agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena, munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena. na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi, dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi, sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai, har

think over it

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door Son:"Daddy, may I ask you a question" Daddy:"Yeah sure, what it is?" Son:"Dad, how much do you make an hour" Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" that man said angrily Son:"I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour" "Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down. Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs. 300?" The father was furious, "if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed. Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior"

a2z of frenship

A Friend ... Accepts you as you are. Believes in you. Calls you just to say "hi." Doesn't give up on you. Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts). Forgives your mistakes. Gives unconditionally. Helps you. Invites you over. Just likes being with you. Keeps you close at heart. Loves you for who you are. Makes a difference in your life. Never judges you. Offers support. Picks you up. Quiets your fears. Raises your spirits. Says nice things about you. Tells you the truth when you need to hear it. Understands you. Values you. Walks beside you. X-plains things you don't understand. Yells when you won't listen. Zaps you back to reality.

sprite's new ad

New AD - Imagine urself in Sprite Ad... Your Colleague : Hey !! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh.... Naye language seekh. Night out Maar....Fundoo programming kar like me....! Do something cool man !! You: Achha ! To usse Kya hoga .. Your Colleague : Impression !!! Appraisal !!! Har appraisal main tu No 1! Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks You : Phir kya hoga... Your Colleague: Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!! Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a Director of the Company man !! You : Acchha to phir kya hoga... Your Colleague: Abe phir tu aish karega ! Koi kaam nahin karna padega ! Araam se office aayega a


Hi Friends, (Don't avoid Pls read this mail) Director of Medical & Research Div, Chennai Dear Friends, Kindly take a couple of minutes to go thru this mail. If useful may advise others also . Please pass this on to others this happened in Paris recently and may happen elsewhere also. A few weeks ago, in a movie theatre, a person felt something poking from her seat. When she got up to see what it was, she found a needle sticking out of the seat with a note attached saying "You have just been infected by HIV". The Disease Control Center (in Paris) reports many similar events in many other cities recently. All tested needles were HIV Positive. The Center also reports that needles have been found in cash dispensers at public banking machines.We ask everyone to use extreme caution when faced with this kind of situation. All public chairs/seats A careful visual inspection should be enough. In addition, they ask that each of you pass this message alo

god will never give up on u

One day I decided to quit...I quit my job, my relationship, my Spirituality... I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God", I Said "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me... "Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?" "Yes", I replied. "When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good Care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo." He said. "In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit. "In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would not quit." He said. "Then

strange rape case

Hi! Friends, Better safe than sorry.... Read on........ Mumbai police are facing a strange case of rape in which the victim has not even seen the criminal.There is a new way to rape women. The victim left the office after work and saw a little child crying on the road. Feeling pity for the child, she went and asked what happened. The child said,"I am lost.Can you take me home please?" Then the child gave her a slip and told the girl where the address is. The girl, being an average kind person, didn't suspect anything and took the child there. And there when she arrived to the "child's home", she pressed the door bell,she received a shock as the bell was wired with high voltage, the girl fainted. The next day when she woke up, she found herself in an empty house up in the hills, with nothing on. She has never even get to see the face of the attacker... Nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people. Next time if the same situation occurs, never bring the child t


DEDICATED TO ENGINEERING STUDENTS!   wo kaagaz ki kashti, wo baarish ka paani.....   Yeh degree bhi lelo, ye naukari bhi lelo, Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa, Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen, Wo chaay ka glass, wo teekha samosaa. Wo college ki sabse purani nishaanee, Wo chaaywala, jise saare kehte the... munna; Wo jaani ke hathon ki 'cutting' chaay meethee, Wo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi, Wo padhte hi chiththi oos ka bhadakna, Wo chehre ki laali, wo aankhon ka gussaa... Kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa, Wo project ki khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa; Wo lecture mei doston ki proxy lagaanaa, Wo sir ko chidhanaa , wo aeroplane udaanaa; Wo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa, Wo orals ki kahani, wo practicals ka kissaa.... Bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa, Wo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa; Wo seminar ke din pairon ka chhatpatanaa, Wo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa; Wo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul, Wo parents ka vishwas - Teac

aise apni wife ho

AISI APNI WIFE HO 5'5" jiski height ho, Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho, Weight mein thori light Ho, Umar me difference slight ho, Thori see wo quiet ho, Aise apni Wife ho. Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho, Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho, India ki paidaish ho, Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho Aisi apni Wife ho. Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho, Dinner candle light ho, Dono me na kabhi fight ho, Milane ke baad dil delight ho, Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho. Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru, tum right ho", Aise apni Wife ho. kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki Na gunjaish ho ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho aisi apni wife ho. Aisi apni Wife ho............ (c)

riksha wala

a Sigh of Rikshaw Wala .  .. .. .   Ae Musafir Kyoon Ghabrata Hai Mere Rikhshaw Mein Beth Jane Se Khuda Bhi Naraz Hota Hai Kisi Ka Dil Dukhane Se   Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein   Jo Maa Ko Satata Hai Wo Rikhshaw Hi Chalata Hai   Driver Ki Zindagi Ajab Khel Hai Maut Se Bache To Central Jail Hai   Allah Allah Tera Zor Hai Mere Deewane Mein Kal Hi Zamanat Karwaii Thi Aj Phir Se Thane Mein Port Per Rehte Hein Sohrab Ghot Mein Sote Hein Jab Tere Yaad Aati Hai Ji Bhar Ke Rote Hein   Kal Chodween Ki Raat Thi Balti Mein Tera Aks Dekha Aur Phir Balti Hila Hila Kar Rat Bhar Tera Raks Dekha   Chalti Hai Ghari Urhti Hai Dhool Jalte Hein Dushman Khelte Hein Phool   Ae Rocket Tujhe Qasam Hai Himat Na Harrna Jaisa Bhi Khada Aee Has Kar Guzarna   Na Kar Jhagra Musafir Se , Musafir Door Se Aaya Hai Safar Qismat Mein Likha Hai , Hokum Door Se Aaya Hai   Pata Kya Khaad Bitaein Nishaan Hai Be Nishaan Hamara Laga Bethe Jah

thank you frens!!

Let ' s see if you send it back . We all know or knew someone like this!! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. "

ways to impress

1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) You're under arrest! ; (For what?) For stealing my heart 2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one? 3. are your legs tired? ( girl: Why?) because you have been running through my mind all day! 4. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? 5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes. 6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.); She would say ; What are doing & respond,Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven. 7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.) I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are. 8. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 9. Walk up to a girl and say: Are you from Greece? She answers. Oh, I thought all the goddesses were from Greece... 10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and & die on yo


COOL INSULTS FOR IMMEDIATE USE: 1. you and Any similarity between a human is purely coincidental! 2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? 3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks? 5. At least there's one Thing good about your body.It isn't as ugly as your face! 6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing. 7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! 8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you. 9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? 10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents! 11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent! 12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading Ignorance? 13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! 14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? 15. D


To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident... To! realize The value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special. To realize the value

google earth pro

heyy ppl 2day i spent my whole day discovering google's new software google earth a s/w thru which we can see saatelite image of allmost any place on earth.. the that i hv posted is a 3d model of the location of my home n the satellite image of chandigarh,india...if the image u see is small then click here to see a big image its a really cool thing try it 2day by the way dont u think google is now rolling out really cool things now a days first gmail giving u 2gb mailbox then google talk google's messenger which has an excellent voice chat facility then this n there r still many ... well ppl c u l8r till the do visit my website

August 08, 2005

well this is my first blog entry n its abt 7th august yes frenship day although its not a new thing 4 me but this frenship day was the best frenship day of my life especially coz this is the 1sttime i was with all my frens away from as am in college we had so much fun that i dont hv words to explain we danced shouted n didnt let any1 sleep n in the morning went 4 a trek n did so much fun on the mountains n arnd a small waterfall...