Monday, December 26, 2005


Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

 Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

 Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.

 Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

 Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

 Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

 Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."

23-12-05-1st snowfall

it was a really very beautiful day know why??? cozjuit recieved season's first rarely snows in this part of the state but today it did  n the view was just amazing...although it got melted very soon but still it gave smile to lots of faces before it died sorry for those who were not here to vitness this great event of nature...

Saturday, December 24, 2005


There are moments in life when u miss someone
so much that you just want to pick them from
your dreams and hug them for real!

When the door of happiness closes,another opens;
but often times we look so long at the
closed door that we don't see the one
which has been opened for us.

Don't go for looks;they can decieve.
Don't go for wealth;even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile,
because it takes only a smile to
make a dark day seem bright.
Find the one that makes your heart smile.
Dream what you want to dream;
go where you want to go;
be what you want to be,
because you have only one life
and one chance to do all the things
you want to do.
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human,and
enough hope to make you happy.
The happiest of people don't necessarily
have the best of everything;
they just make the most of
everything that comes along their way.
The brightest future will always
be based on a forgotten past;
you can't go forward in life until
you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

When you were born ,you were crying
and everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so at the end,
you're the one who is smiling and everyone
around you is crying.

Don't count the years----count the
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
but by the moments that take our breath away!

Wednesday, December 7, 2005


My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , after
WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much ,I dare to say that
You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure
passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and
you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are
DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for
me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh )
feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are
worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ
CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT
(Born Tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON
(The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members
are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).

If they say no, we will run away and marry and
PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel
MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe
in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage
SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after
marriage we'll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's
best homemakers)

Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people)
who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for
each other) . Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening)
the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY
MILK (Real taste of life) , SATYAM ONLINE (Fun,
Fast, Easy ) and PARX (Always Comfortable). So
never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).

LG (Digitally Yours) !!!!!
bye bye

Saturday, December 3, 2005


I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this:

 "You see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes Love."

This was how I saw it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to close your fingers round it and try to posses it, it will spill through the first cracks it finds.
This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love...they try to posses it, they  demand, they expect... and just like the water spilling out of your hand, love will retrieve from you .
For love is meant to be free, you cannot change its nature. If there are people you love, allow them to be free beings.

Give and don't expect.
Advise, but don't order.
 Ask, but never demand.

It might sound simple, but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime to truly practice. It is the secret to true love. To truly practice it, you must sincerely feel no expectations from those who you love, and yet an unconditional caring." Passing thought... Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; but by the moments that take our breath away.....

  Life is beautiful!!!  Live it !!!

Friday, December 2, 2005

msg from my hrt--1-12-05

dedicated to sum1 special:--mila wo bhi nahin karte,mila hum bhi nahin karte.bewafaye wo bhi nahin karte,bewafaye hum bhi nahin karte.unhe ruswaye ka dukh hai hume tanhai ka.gila wo bhi nahin karte gila hum bhi nahin karte.galli ke kisi mod par aksar takraar ho hi jaati hai..ruka wo bhi nahin karte ruka hum bhi nahin karte.unhe jab dekhte hain hain sochte hain kuch kahen unse.suna wo bhi nahin karte kaha hum bhi nahin karte...

Friday, November 25, 2005


I was in Hyderabad giving this lecture, when a 14 year old girl asked
me for

my autograph. I asked her what her goal in life is.

She replied: I want to live in a developed India.

For her, you and I will have to build this developed India. You must

proclaim. India is not an under-developed nation; it is a highly


Do you have 10 minutes? Allow me to come back with a vengeance.

Got 10 minutes for your country? If yes, then read; otherwise, choice


YOU say that our government is inefficient.

YOU say that our laws are too old.

YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage.

YOU say that the phones don't work, the railways are a joke,

The airline is the worst in the world, mails never reach their

You say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute

YOU say, say and say.

What do YOU do about it?

Take a person on his way to Singapore.

Give him a name?


Give him a face?


YOU walk out of the airport and you are at your International best.

In Singapore you don't throw cigarette butts on the roads or eat in


YOU are as proud of their Underground Links as they are.

You pay $5 (approx. Rs.60) to drive through Orchard Road (equivalent

Mahim Causeway or

Pedder Road) between 5 PM and 8 PM.

YOU comeback to the parking lot to punch your parking ticket if you

over-stayed, identity.

In Singapore you don't say anything, DO YOU?

YOU wouldn't dare to eat in public during Ramadan, in Dubai.

YOU would not dare to go out without your head covered in Jeddah.

YOU would not dare to buy an employee of the telephone exchange in
London at

10 pounds

(Rs.650) a month to, "see to it that my STD and ISD calls are billed

someone else."

YOU would not dare to speed beyond 55 mph (88 km/h) in Washington and

tell the traffic

cop, "Jaanta hai main kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?). I am so and

son. Take your

two bucks and get lost."

YOU wouldn't chuck an empty coconut shell anywhere other than the

pail on the

beaches in Australia and New Zealand.

Why don't YOU spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo?

Why don't YOU use examination jockeys or buy fake certificates in


We are still talking of the same YOU.

YOU who can respect and conform to a foreign system in other
countries but

cannot in your own. You who will throw papers and cigarettes on the
road the

moment you touch Indian ground.

If you can be an involved and appreciative citizen in an alien

why cannot you be the same here in India?

Once in an interview, the famous Ex-municipal Commissioner of Bombay,

Tinaikar, had a point to make.

"Rich people"s dogs are walked on the streets to leave their affluent

droppings all over the place," he said. "And then the same people

around to criticize and blame the authorities for inefficiency and

pavements. What do they expect the officers to do? Go down with a

every time their dog feels the pressure in his bowels?

In America every dog owner has to clean up after his pet has done the

Same in Japan. Will the Indian citizen do that here?"

He's right.

We go to the polls to choose a government and after that forfeit all


We sit back wanting to be pampered and expect the government to do

everything for us whilst our contribution is totally negative. We
expect the

government to clean up but we are not going to stop chucking garbage

over the place nor are we going to stop to pick a up a stray piece of

and throw it in the bin.

We expect the railways to provide clean bathrooms but we are not
going to

learn the proper use of bathrooms.

We want Indian Airlines and Air India to provide the best of food and

toiletries but we are not going to stop pilfering at the least

This applies even to the staff who is known not to pass on the
service to

the public.

When it comes to burning social issues like those related to women,

girl child and others, we make loud drawing room protestations and

to do the reverse at home. Our excuse?

"It's the whole system which has to change, how will it matter if I

forego my son's rights to a dowry."

So who's going to change the system? What does a system consist of?

conveniently for us it consists of our neighbours, other households,

cities, other communities and the government.

But definitely not me and YOU.

When it comes to us actually making a positive contribution to the
system we

lock ourselves along with our families into a safe cocoon and look
into the

distance at countries far away and wait for a Mr. Clean to come along
& work

miracles for us with a majestic sweep of his hand or we leave the

country and run away.

Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to bask in

glory and praise  their system.

When New York becomes insecure we run to England.

When England experiences unemployment, we take the next flight out to


When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued and brought home
by the

Indian government.

Everybody is out to abuse and rape the country.

Nobody thinks of feeding the system.

Our conscience is mortgaged to money.

Dear Indians, the article is highly thought inductive, calls for a

deal of introspection and pricks one's conscience too?..

I am echoing J.F. Kennedy's words to his fellow American to relate to




Lets do what India needs from us.

Forward this mail to each Indian for a change instead of sending
Jokes  or

junk mails.

Thank You,

Dr. Abdul Kalaam

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

aint this so true ??

Difference between "somebody you Love" & "somebody you Like"

In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster
But in front of the person you like, you get happy.
In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring
But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful
If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush
But if you look into the eyes of the one you like, you smile.
In front of the person you love, you can't say everything on
But in front of the person you like, you can.
In front of the person you love, you tend to get shy
But in front of the person you like, you can show your own
You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you love
But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like.
When the one you love is crying, you cry with them
But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting.
The feeling of love starts from the eye
But the feeling of like starts from the ear.
So if you stop liking a person you used to like,
all you need to do is cover your ears.
But if you try to close your eyes, love turns into
a drop of tear and remains in your heart forever ...

Saturday, November 19, 2005

this will surely melt ur heart

On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to go to the supermarket
to buy the gifts I didn't manage to buy earlier. When I saw all the
people there, I started to complain to myself: 'It is going to take
forever here and I still have so many other places to go...'

Christmas really is getting more and more annoying every year.
How I wish I could just lie down, go to sleep and only wake up
after it was over.

I started to curse the prices, wondering if kids
really play with such expensive toys. While looking in the toy
section, I noticed a small boy of about 5 years o! ld pressing a doll
against his chest. He kept on touching the hair of the doll and
looked so sad. I wondered who this doll was for. Then the little boy
turned to the old woman next to him: 'Granny, are you sure I don't
have enough money?' The old lady replied: 'You know that you
don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.' Then she
asked him to stay here for 5 minutes while she went to look around.
She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I started to walk towards him and asked who he wanted to
give this doll to. 'It is the doll that my sister loved most and wanted
so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus
would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will
bring it to her, after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me
have to give the doll to my mother so that she can give it to her
when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My
sister has gone to be with God. Daddy say that Mummy will also go
to see God very soon, so I thought that she could bring the doll with
her to give it to my sister'. My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy
looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mummy not to go yet.
I asked him to wait until I come back from the supermarket' Then
he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He
then told me: 'I also want mummy to take this photo with her so
that she will not forget me.' 'I love my mummy and I wish she
doesn't have to leave me but daddy says that she has to go to be with
my little sister' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very

said to the boy. What if we checked again, just in case if u have
enough money?' 'Ok' he said. 'I hope that I have enough.' I added
some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to
count it. There was enough for the doll, and even some spare
money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough
money' then he looked at me and added: 'I asked yesterday before I
slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so
that mummy can give it to my sister. He heard me' 'I also wanted to
have enough money to buy a white rose for my mummy, but I didn't
dare to ask God too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll
and the white rose.' 'You know, my mummy loves white roses

A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my
trolley. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when
I started. I couldn't get the little boy ! out of my mind. Then I
remembered a local newspaper article 2 days ago, which mentioned
of a drunk man in a truck who hit a car where there was one young
lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother
was left in a critical state The family had to decide whether to pull
the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady
would not be able to get out of the coma. Was this the family of the
little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy in mind, I read in
the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.I couldn't stop
myself and went to buy a bunch of white roses and I went to the
mortuary where the body of the young woman was exposed for
people to see and make last wish before burial.

She was there, in her
coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of
the little boy and the doll place! d over her chest. I left the place
crying, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that
this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to that day,
hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk man had
taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:
1) Send this message to everybody that you know.
2) Or delete it and do as if it never touched your heart.

If you send this message, maybe you will
help prevent someone drunk to go driving.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Why Women Cry

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,

yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

cehck tihs out

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

Meri Dastaan

Meri Dastaan

abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,
wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,
muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,
jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana.

gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,
dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,
saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,
ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.

5 saal baad........

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
table par rakh kar jor se chilana,
aaj office jao to munna ko
school chodte hue jana..............

ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,
kya baat hai abhi tak chodi nahi charpai,
agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.

na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi,
sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,
har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,
kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,
hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge.
source:--my frens email

Friday, October 28, 2005

think over it

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated to
find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door

Son:"Daddy, may I ask you a question"

Daddy:"Yeah sure, what it is?"

Son:"Dad, how much do you make an hour"

Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask
such a thing?"

that man said angrily

Son:"I just want to know. Please tell me, how much
do you make an hour?"

Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour"

"Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down.

Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs.

The father was furious, "if the only reason you asked
that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly
toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your
room and go to bed. Think why you are being so
selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish

behavior" The little boy quietly went to his room and
shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about
the! Little boy's questions.

How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down,
and started to think "May be there was something he
really needed to buy
with that Rs. 300 and he really didn't ask for money
very often!"
The man went to the door of little boy's room and
opened the door.
"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.

"I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you
earlier", said

The man, "It's been a long day and I took out my
aggravation on you. Here's the Rs. 300 you asked for"
The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you
dad!" He yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some
crippled up notes.
The man, seeing that the boy already had money,
started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then
looked up at his father.

"Why do you want money if you already had! some?" the
father grumbled.

"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the
little boy replied.

"Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your
time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to
have dinner with you"

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so
hard in life. We should not let time slip through our
fingers without having spent some time with those who
really matter to us, those close to our hearts. If we
die tomorrow, the company that we are working
for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But
the family & friends we leave behind will feel the
loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of
it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our
family. An unwise investment indeed!

Take care always and rank ur priorities right

Thursday, October 27, 2005

a2z of frenship

A Friend ...

Accepts you as you are.

Believes in you.

Calls you just to say "hi."

Doesn't give up on you.

Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts).

Forgives your mistakes.

Gives unconditionally.

Helps you.

Invites you over.

Just likes being with you.

Keeps you close at heart.

Loves you for who you are.

Makes a difference in your life.

Never judges you.

Offers support.

Picks you up.

Quiets your fears.

Raises your spirits.

Says nice things about you.

Tells you the truth when you need to hear it.

Understands you.

Values you.

Walks beside you.

X-plains things you don't understand.

Yells when you won't listen.
Zaps you back to reality.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

sprite's new ad

New AD - Imagine urself in Sprite Ad...

Your Colleague : Hey !! Kya yahan baitha mail forward

karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh.... Naye

language seekh. Night out Maar....Fundoo programming

kar like me....! Do something cool man !!

You: Achha ! To usse Kya hoga ..

Your Colleague : Impression !!! Appraisal !!!

Har appraisal main tu No 1!

Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks

You : Phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague: Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!!

Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a

Director of the Company man !!

You : Acchha to phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague: Abe phir tu aish karega ! Koi kaam nahin karna padega !

Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.

You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon ????

"Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.

Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste "

Monday, October 24, 2005


Hi Friends,
(Don't avoid Pls read this mail)
Director of Medical
& Research Div,

Dear Friends,

Kindly take a couple of minutes to go thru this
mail. If useful may advise others also . Please pass this on to others this happened in Paris recently and may happen elsewhere also.

A few weeks ago, in a movie theatre, a person felt
something poking from her seat.
When she got up to see what it was, she found a
needle sticking out of the seat with a
note attached saying "You have just been infected by
HIV". The Disease
Control Center (in Paris) reports many similar
events in many other cities
recently. All tested needles were HIV Positive.

The Center also reports that needles have been found
in cash dispensers at public banking
machines.We ask everyone to use extreme caution when
faced with this kind of situation. All public chairs/seats
A careful visual inspection should be
enough. In addition, they ask that each of you pass
this message along to
all members of your family and your friends of the
potential danger.

Recently, one doctor has narrated a somewhat similar
Cinema in Delhi. A young girl, engaged and about to be

married in a couple of months, was pricked while the movie
was going on. The tag with the needle had the
the doctors told her family th at it takes about 6
months before the virus grows strong enough to start
damaging the system
and a healthy victim could survive about 5-6 years,
the girl died in 4
months, perhaps more because of the "Shock thought".

We all have to be
careful at public places, rest God help! Just think
about saving a life by
forwarding this message. Please, take a few seconds
of your time to pass along.

Rather than forwarding irrelevant mails, kindly pass
this to every one.
Probably ur mail can help some save his/her life.

god will never give up on u

One day I decided to quit...I quit my job, my relationship, my Spirituality... I wanted to quit my life.

I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God", I Said "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me...

"Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"

"Yes", I replied.

"When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good Care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo." He said.

"In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit.

"In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would not quit." He said.

"Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant...But just 6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.

It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive. I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle." He said to me.

"Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots?"

"I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you."

"Don't compare yourself to others." He said. "The bamboo had a different purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest Beautiful."

"Your time will come", God said to me. "You will rise high"

"How high should I rise?" I asked.

"How high will the bamboo rise?" He asked in return.

"As high as it can?" I questioned

"Yes." He said, "Give me glory by rising as high as you can."

Hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on you.

HE will never give up on you!

strange rape case

Hi! Friends,
Better safe than sorry....

Read on........
Mumbai police are facing a strange case of rape in which the victim has not even seen the criminal.There is a new way to rape women.
The victim left the office after work and saw a little child crying on the road.

Feeling pity for the child, she went and asked what happened. The child said,"I am lost.Can you take me home please?"
Then the child gave her a slip and told the girl where the address is. The girl, being an average kind person, didn't suspect anything and took the child there. And there when she arrived to the "child's home", she pressed the door bell,she received a shock as the bell was wired with high voltage, the
girl fainted.

The next day when she woke up, she found herself in an empty house up in the hills, with nothing on. She has never even get to see the face of the attacker...

Nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people. Next time if the same situation occurs, never bring the child to the intended place. If the child insist, then bring the child to the police station. Lost children are best send to police stations.

Please send this to all your female friends. Guys forward it to all the women you care about.

Take Care.


wo kaagaz ki kashti, wo baarish ka paani.....
Yeh degree bhi lelo, ye naukari bhi lelo,
Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
Wo chaay ka glass, wo teekha samosaa.

Wo college ki sabse purani nishaanee,
Wo chaaywala, jise saare kehte the... munna;
Wo jaani ke hathon ki 'cutting' chaay meethee,
Wo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi,
Wo padhte hi chiththi oos ka bhadakna,
Wo chehre ki laali, wo aankhon ka gussaa...

Kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa,
Wo project ki khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa;
Wo lecture mei doston ki proxy lagaanaa,
Wo sir ko chidhanaa , wo aeroplane udaanaa;
Wo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa,
Wo orals ki kahani, wo practicals ka kissaa....

Bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa,
Wo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa;
Wo seminar ke din pairon ka chhatpatanaa,
Wo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa;
Wo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul,
Wo parents ka vishwas - Teachar ka Bharosaa...

College ki na khatam hone wali ratein
Wo doston se canteen mein pyari si batein
Wo gathering ke din ka ladana zagadana
Ladkiyon ka wo yoon hi hamesha akadana

Bhulaye nahi bhool sakata hai koi
Wo kisse, wo batein, wo shararatein. wo jawani
Wo kaagaz ki kashti, wo baarish ka paani.....


aise apni wife ho


5'5" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thori light Ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thori see wo quiet ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho.
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.

kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki Na gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho. Aisi apni Wife


riksha wala

a Sigh of Rikshaw Wala .  .. .. .


Ae Musafir Kyoon Ghabrata Hai Mere Rikhshaw Mein Beth Jane Se
Khuda Bhi Naraz Hota Hai Kisi Ka Dil Dukhane Se

Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein
Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein

Jo Maa Ko Satata Hai
Wo Rikhshaw Hi Chalata Hai

Driver Ki Zindagi Ajab Khel Hai
Maut Se Bache To Central Jail Hai

Allah Allah Tera Zor Hai Mere Deewane Mein
Kal Hi Zamanat Karwaii Thi Aj Phir Se Thane Mein
Port Per Rehte Hein Sohrab Ghot Mein Sote Hein
Jab Tere Yaad Aati Hai Ji Bhar Ke Rote Hein

Kal Chodween Ki Raat Thi Balti Mein Tera Aks Dekha
Aur Phir Balti Hila Hila Kar Rat Bhar Tera Raks Dekha

Chalti Hai Ghari Urhti Hai Dhool
Jalte Hein Dushman Khelte Hein Phool

Ae Rocket Tujhe Qasam Hai Himat Na Harrna
Jaisa Bhi Khada Aee Has Kar Guzarna

Na Kar Jhagra Musafir Se , Musafir Door Se Aaya Hai
Safar Qismat Mein Likha Hai , Hokum Door Se Aaya Hai

Pata Kya Khaad Bitaein Nishaan Hai Be Nishaan Hamara
Laga Bethe Jahaan Basta Wahe Samjho Makaan Apna


thank you frens!!

Let ' s see if you send it back . We all know or knew someone like this!!

One day, when I was a freshman in high school,

I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.

His name was Kyle.

It looked like he was carrying all of his

I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?

He must really be a nerd."

I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.

They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.

His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him.

He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes

My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.

As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. "

They really should get lives.

" He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

There was a big smile on his face.

It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.

I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before.

He said he had gone to private school before now.

I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.

He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.

I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends

He said yes.

We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.

I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!

" He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.

When we were seniors, we began to think
about college.

Kyle decided on Georgetown , and I
was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem.

He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship.

Kyle was valedictorian of our class.

I teased him all the time about being a nerd.

He had to prepare a speech for graduation.

I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak

Graduation day, I saw Kyle.

He looked great.

He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.

He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.

He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.

Boy, sometimes I was jealous.
Today was one of those days

I could see that he was nervous about his speech.

So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be great!"

He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled.

" Thanks," he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and


"Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years.

Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends...

I am here to tell all of you that being a
friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.

I am going to tell you a story."

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met.

He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.

He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.

"Thankfully, I was saved.

My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable."

I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular

boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile

Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions.

With one small gesture you can change a person's life.

For better or for worse.

God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can:

1) Pass this on to your friends or

2) Delete it and act like it didn't touch your heart

As you can see, I took choice number 1.
"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to


There is no beginning or end..

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.

Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND.

If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.

vaibhav gera

Sunday, October 23, 2005

ways to impress

1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)

You're under arrest! ;

(For what?)

For stealing my heart

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. are your legs tired?

( girl: Why?)

because you have been running through my mind all day!

4. I lost my phone number, can I
borrow yours?

5. Can you give me directions to your heart?

I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.);

She would say ; What are

& respond,Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.

7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)

I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.

8. Is it hot in here or is it just

9. Walk up to a girl and say: Are you from Greece?

She answers.

Oh, I thought all the goddesses were from Greece...

10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek,

and & die on your lips.

11. Did you know they changed the alphabet?

They put U and I together.

12. Are you lost?

'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

13. Do you believe in love at first sight,

or do I have to walk by you again?

14. What's that in your eye?'s a sparkle.

15. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

16. You can forget about going to heaven because it's

a sin to look that good.

17. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a

vaibhav gera



1. you and Any similarity between a human is purely coincidental!

2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

5. At least there's one Thing good about your body.It isn't as ugly as your face!

6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing.

7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!

8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!

11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading Ignorance?

13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.

17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

18. He has a mind like a Steel trap -- always closed!

19. You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.

20. He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar territory.

21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!

23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?

24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to Build an idiot.

27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!

28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.

30. How would you like to feel the way you look?

31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me,where will you be in the next 10 years?

33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.

34. I don't know who u are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!

38. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.

39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?

40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.

well frendz, hope u will enjoy these!! n pahleese dont forget to tell me how they worked!! ;)


vaibhav gera

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Thursday, October 6, 2005


To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident...

To! realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

Time waits for no one.

Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when

you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.

Sunday, August 28, 2005

google earth pro

heyy ppl 2day i spent my whole day discovering google's new software google earth a s/w thru which we can see saatelite image of allmost any place on earth.. the that i hv posted is a 3d model of the location of my home n the satellite image of chandigarh,india...if the image u see is small then click here to see a big image
Image its a really cool thing try it 2day
by the way dont u think google is now rolling out really cool things now a days first gmail giving u 2gb mailbox then google talk google's messenger which has an excellent voice chat facility then this n there r still many...
well ppl c u l8r till the do visit my website

Tuesday, August 9, 2005

August 08, 2005

well this is my first blog entry n its abt 7th august yes frenship day although its not a new thing 4 me but this frenship day was the best frenship day of my life especially coz this is the 1sttime i was with all my frens away from as am in college we had so much fun that i dont hv words to explain we danced shouted n didnt let any1 sleep n in the morning went 4 a trek n did so much fun on the mountains n arnd a small waterfall...