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A man came home from work late, tired and irritated to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door Son:"Daddy, may I ask you a question" Daddy:"Yeah sure, what it is?" Son:"Dad, how much do you make an hour" Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" that man said angrily Son:"I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour" "Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down. Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs. 300?" The father was furious, "if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed. Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior"...

A Friend ... Accepts you as you are. Believes in you. Calls you just to say "hi." Doesn't give up on you. Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts). Forgives your mistakes. Gives unconditionally. Helps you. Invites you over. Just likes being with you. Keeps you close at heart. Loves you for who you are. Makes a difference in your life. Never judges you. Offers support. Picks you up. Quiets your fears. Raises your spirits. Says nice things about you. Tells you the truth when you need to hear it. Understands you. Values you. Walks beside you. X-plains things you don't understand. Yells when you won't listen. Zaps you back to reality.

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Hi Friends, (Don't avoid Pls read this mail) Director of Medical & Research Div, Chennai Dear Friends, Kindly take a couple of minutes to go thru this mail. If useful may advise others also . Please pass this on to others this happened in Paris recently and may happen elsewhere also. A few weeks ago, in a movie theatre, a person felt something poking from her seat. When she got up to see what it was, she found a needle sticking out of the seat with a note attached saying "You have just been infected by HIV". The Disease Control Center (in Paris) reports many similar events in many other cities recently. All tested needles were HIV Positive. The Center also reports that needles have been found in cash dispensers at public banking machines.We ask everyone to use extreme caution when faced with this kind of situation. All public chairs/seats A careful visual inspection should be enough. In addition, they ask that each of you pass this message alo...

One day I decided to quit...I quit my job, my relationship, my Spirituality... I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God", I Said "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me... "Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?" "Yes", I replied. "When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good Care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo." He said. "In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit. "In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would not quit." He said. "Then...

Hi! Friends, Better safe than sorry.... Read on........ Mumbai police are facing a strange case of rape in which the victim has not even seen the criminal.There is a new way to rape women. The victim left the office after work and saw a little child crying on the road. Feeling pity for the child, she went and asked what happened. The child said,"I am lost.Can you take me home please?" Then the child gave her a slip and told the girl where the address is. The girl, being an average kind person, didn't suspect anything and took the child there. And there when she arrived to the "child's home", she pressed the door bell,she received a shock as the bell was wired with high voltage, the girl fainted. The next day when she woke up, she found herself in an empty house up in the hills, with nothing on. She has never even get to see the face of the attacker... Nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people. Next time if the same situation occurs, never bring the child t...

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